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Careless Slugs Generation 2

Jarrett Heintz · 3:52

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Lyrics

  1. How could careless slugs use salt and die?
  2. Our data spins the same — no owner, watch it fry.
  3. Classify at birth or chaos multiplies;
  4. Responsibility's the shield that keeps the value high.
  5. Careless slugs... use salt... and die!
  6. (gang chant, staggered)
  7. Create...
  8. Create...
  9. Create!
  10. Claim the byte the moment it sparks,
  11. Name an owner, stamp the marks.
  12. Label, rank, protect the worth —
  13. Guard that cradle-fresh data at birth.
  14. Careless slugs... use salt... and die!
  15. (gang chant, staggered)
  16. Store...
  17. Store...
  18. Store!
  19. Freeze the bits in frosty light,
  20. Encrypt, back-up, lock them tight.
  21. Audit logs watch every turn;
  22. Integrity sealed where crystals burn.
  23. Careless slugs... use salt... and die!
  24. (gang chant, staggered)
  25. Use...
  26. Use...
  27. Use!
  28. Steam heats up, the apps ignite —
  29. Least-privilege paths in pulsing light.
  30. Monitor beats in strobe-lit haze;
  31. No hot-spot leaks, no zero-days.
  32. Careless slugs... use salt... and die!
  33. (gang chant, staggered)
  34. Share...
  35. Share...
  36. Share!
  37. Packets flow like silver streams,
  38. T... L... S waves defend our dreams.
  39. Flow-control dams and D... L... P walls;
  40. Chart the river so nothing falls.
  41. Careless slugs... use salt... and die!
  42. (gang chant, staggered)
  43. Archive...
  44. Archive...
  45. Archive!
  46. Vault it deep for five-year sleep,
  47. Indexed, hashed, and silence keep.
  48. Policy clock will call it back —
  49. Proof on demand, then fade to black.
  50. Careless slugs... use salt... and die!
  51. (gang chant, staggered)
  52. Destroy...
  53. Destroy...
  54. Destroy!
  55. Clear, purge, destroy the trace;
  56. Salt the platters — empty space.
  57. Residual ghosts denied their play —
  58. Cycle ends, we dance away.
  59. Careless slugs... use salt... and die!
  60. Careless slugs... use salt... and die!
  61. Careless slugs used salt and died...
  62. Our data cycles, glorified.