WPA3-KCIA Radio · Single
Circle the Least Worst Lie
Jarrett Heintz · 2:40
- Build It Right
- Everything, A to Z
Lyrics
- You ever stare at four wrong answers...
- and still get it wrong?
- Read it once, read it twice,
- Still can’t tell if it’s asking for advice.
- "Which is the BEST of these worst-case lies?"
- Oh cool — a trap with four alibis.
- They call it “risk” but mean “control,”
- They say “assess” when they mean “console.”
- Ambiguous phrasing, all wrapped in flair,
- Like a bureaucrat’s dare in solitaire.
- This ain’t a test, it’s a power trip —
- Word games on a sinking ship.
- Circle the least wrong, not what’s right,
- In the dark with a dull flashlight.
- Every key’s a twisted guess —
- Proof of “mastery” under stress.
- Experience don’t count tonight —
- Just guess what’s least un-right.
- “Which of the following is NOT a thing?”
- Oh, you mean the least false wording in this ring?
- "Select the exception" — oh what fun,
- With three right answers and... a trap gun.
- They say, “Look for patterns, the clues are there,”
- But the logic’s dressed in formalwear.
- A pageant of nuance, vague and cruel,
- Where knowing too much breaks the rule.
- But yeah, there are tells…
- In the marble maze.
- Little cracks in the wall,
- In the official phrase.
- Learn the code, play the game,
- Guess their bias, dodge the blame.
- And when you pass…
- You’ll feel ashamed.
- This ain’t a test, it’s a masquerade —
- A maze of verbs in a sharp cascade.
- What’s “most aligned”? What’s “least unclear”?
- Feels like I'm gaslit by my own career.
- Every choice a mental trap,
- Dressed up like a logic gap.
- It’s not what you know, it’s what you predict —
- A war of words with a grading tick.
- I passed.
- Don’t ask me how.
- Still don’t feel smarter.
- But I know how to lie to the answer key now.