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WPA3-KCIA Radio · Single

Compliance Just a Risk

Jarrett Heintz · 3:01

Beta — this take is rough and we know it. The words below, and their timings, are good; the recording is the part that needs another pass.

  • Risk Quantification
  • Governance & Risk
  • Privacy & Data
  • Everything, A to Z
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Lyrics

  1. Marching through controls we tick,
  2. Auditors all want it slick.
  3. They wave their clipboards, shake their fists,
  4. But hear the truth in this twist—
  5. When you view compliance list,
  6. Not special, it’s just a risk.
  7. That’s where it sits,
  8. Just another risk.
  9. PCI demands your cardholder wall,
  10. Encrypt the traffic, monitor all.
  11. Quarterly scans and logging tricks,
  12. Stacked up high in audit bricks—
  13. When you view compliance list,
  14. Not special, it’s just a risk.
  15. That’s where it sits,
  16. Just another risk.
  17. GDPR says notify fast,
  18. Seventy-two hours, can’t let it pass.
  19. Fines so steep they make you sick,
  20. But still it lands in the risk matrix—
  21. When you view compliance list,
  22. Not special, it’s just a risk.
  23. That’s where it sits,
  24. Just another risk.
  25. ISO twenty-seven thousand one,
  26. Policies, controls, never done.
  27. Certifications, paper thick,
  28. Another flavor, same old risk—
  29. When you view compliance list,
  30. Not special, it’s just a risk.
  31. That’s where it sits,
  32. Just another risk.
  33. HIPAA guards the patient file,
  34. Check your safeguards, walk the mile.
  35. Audits come and metrics stick,
  36. But in the end it’s just one risk—
  37. When you view compliance list,
  38. Not special, it’s just a risk.
  39. That’s where it sits,
  40. Just another risk.
  41. Frameworks shift, the rules may twist,
  42. Still we log them on the list.
  43. Important, sure, but don’t forget this:
  44. Compliance is just another risk.