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Fallacy (I Always Feel Like)

Jarrett Heintz · 4:06

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Lyrics

  1. **Runtime target:** ~3:30 | **Genre:** 80s paranoid synth-pop / electro-funk
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  3. (Is my logic... sound?)
  4. (It's sound. It's fine. It's airtight.)
  5. (...right?)
  6. You said "let's try a budget" — so you're saying fun is banned!
  7. (Straw-man!) I built a guy to knock him down, 'cause him I understand
  8. Your point is wrong because your haircut screams of eighty-three
  9. (Ad hom-in-em!) Attack the man and dodge the plea
  10. I've watched eight awful seasons, might as well just watch the end
  11. (Sunk cost!) Throwing good time after bad time once again
  12. I always feel like
  13. I think consistently
  14. And there is no fallacy
  15. (Whoa-oh... whoa-oh)
  16. I always feel like
  17. I think consistently
  18. Run it bias; thought be seen
  19. (Who's fallacious now?)
  20. If I let you pick the restaurant, soon you'll run my life!
  21. (Slippery slope!) One tiny step, and cue the strife
  22. I only read the headlines that agree with what I know
  23. (Confirmation bias!) Feed the me from long ago
  24. You're either with me all the way or you're my mortal foe
  25. (False dilemma!) There's a middle — mind the road
  26. I always feel like
  27. I think consistently
  28. And there is no fallacy
  29. (Whoa-oh... whoa-oh)
  30. I always feel like
  31. I think consistently
  32. Run it bias; thought be seen
  33. (Who's fallacious now?)
  34. We don't need a seatbelt, we've never been in an accident!
  35. (Survivorship bias!) Just ask the ones who didn't make it home—
  36. (spoken) ...oh. Right.
  37. Wait a minute...
  38. Everybody's reasoning is bent and full of holes
  39. The neighbors, and the pundits, and the guy who reads the polls
  40. But me? My mind's a fortress...
  41. (Sir... the walls are made of straw men)
  42. Fine! Then I'll just trust my gut — it answers first, and once again my system won!
  43. (Mm... System One)
  44. (Fast and lazy, jumps the gun)
  45. ...oh no.
  46. (Oh yes. Now go think slow.)
  47. I always feel like
  48. I think consistently
  49. And there is no fallacy
  50. (It's you! It's me! It's everybody!)
  51. I always feel like
  52. I think consistently
  53. Run it bias; thought be seen
  54. (Check yourself before you wreck your reasoning!)
  55. (Your whole song is full of fallacies... so everything you said is wrong)
  56. (Ah-ah-ah... bad logic doesn't make the conclusion wrong)
  57. (...what?)
  58. (That's the Fallacy Fallacy)
  59. (...you can't just—)
  60. (Fallacy Fallacy!)
  61. (FALLACY FALLACY!)
  62. (...fade it out. Fade it out.)