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Hash It Out · Track 7 of 20
IAAAMmm Innocent
Jarrett Heintz · 5:15 · Released 28 September 2025
- Identity & Access
- Identity and access
- IAAA
- Hash It Out — the album
- Everything, A to Z
- Identity Hour
Lyrics
- Call: Who are you?
- Crowd: Identify.
- Call: Can you prove it?
- Crowd: Authenticate.
- Call: Are you allowed?
- Crowd: Authorize.
- Call: Did it get recorded?
- Crowd: Accounting.
- Verse 1 – Identification (Claim)
- Name on the screen, that’s a claim not proof, Context and keys set the signal to truth.
- User to record, identity provisioned, begin the plan, Who says they are who they say that they am.
- Directory greets you with calm applause, Profiles and attributes set the cause.
- Banner reads softly like a welcome scan, First step of trust in a bigger plan.
- Say your name, show your sign, Make the claim, we align. Set the stage, stake your stand, Identity leads the band.
- I AAA am… eye triple ay, I AAA am.
- Identification, Authentication, Authorization, Accounting, I AAA am.
- Put it on the record, least privilege in the plan.
- Lifecycle begins with pro-vi-shan, I AAA am.
- Verse 2 – Authentication (Proof)
- Something you know, pins in your hand, Something you have, token at the scan.
- Something you are, eyes and skin, MFA sings, let the trusted in.
- Time and place can tighten the net, Behavioral rhythm says pass or reset.
- Secrets stay salted, hashes don’t tell, Session keys whisper, “you proved it well.”
- Say the word, pass the test, Second gate, beat your chest. On the beat, let it land, AuthN stamps the band.
- I AAA am… eye triple ay, I AAA am.
- Identification, Authentication, Authorization, Accounting, I AAA am.
- Put it on the record, least privilege in the plan.
- Lifecycle begins with pro-vi-shan, I AAA am.
- Verse 3 – Authorization (Permit or Deny)
- Policy says what a role may do, Matrix of rights draws a path for you.
- Scope and intent match duty and need, Least privilege prunes every overgrown weed.
- Segregate duties, keep power in check, Deny by default, no rubber-stamp deck.
- From folders to functions, the rule of the key, AuthZ decides if the door swings free.
- Read the map, scan the lines, Match the role to the signs. Only what fits the plan, AuthZ waves or bans.
- Accounting Break (spoken over claps and piano)
- Account-ing: tick the log, time and place.
- Nonrepudiation: tie the act to the face.
- Telemetry hums, dashboards glow, When questions arise, the records show.
- Bridge – Lifecycle
- Joiner, mover, leaver in rotation, Identity pro-vi-shan, account creation.
- Tickets and workflows keep cadence tight, De-pro-vi-shan cleans when you say goodnight.
- Rotating secrets on a measured span, Certify access with an audit plan.
- From first hello to the last sign-out, Lifecycle guards what trust’s about.
- Breakdown Call and Response
- Call: Who are you?
- Crowd: Identify.
- Call: Can you prove it?
- Crowd: Authenticate.
- Call: Are you allowed?
- Crowd: Authorize.
- Call: Did you leave a trail?
- Crowd: Accounting.
- Double Chorus
- I AAA am… eye triple ay, I AAA am.
- Identification, Authentication, Authorization, Accounting, I AAA am.
- Log it in the ledger, least privilege in the plan.
- Lifecycle begins with pro-vi-shan, I AAA am.
- I AAA am… hold that “ammmmm,” let the vowels expand.
- Identity to access, every beat in the band.
- When auditors visit, we still sound grand, Because IAAA sings, and the logs all stand.
- Piano lays low, bass holds the span, Whisper the cadence: “eye triple ay… I AAA am.”