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OSI: Penguins Don't Sort Plastic
Jarrett Heintz · 3:00
- Networking
- Everything, A to Z
- Wire & Packet
Lyrics
- Please do not throw sausage pizza away
- All people seem to need data processing today
- Pizza shouldn’t touch someone’s pretty apron
- Protocols and pancakes — we’re doin’ it our way
- Application Layer’s where users play,
- Web, chat, email all day.
- You click a link — it’s HTTP,
- That’s the layer that talks to me.
- Penguins don’t need to sort plastic apples
- Presentation’s makin’ your data glow,
- Formats, styles, crypto flow.
- JPEGs, TLS, Unicode too,
- Turns weird bytes into something new.
- They sorted 'em yesterday, bro
- Session Layer’s got the key,
- It starts the chat and keeps it free.
- Logins, handshakes, open wide,
- Keeps your apps all synchronized.
- They're not even real, they’re plastic
- Transport Layer splits the stack,
- TCP keeps the packets on track.
- UDP just doesn’t care,
- Sends it all with zero flair.
- Ports say where the data goes,
- Ten-twenty-four’s what everybody knows.
- Put those apples away
- Network Layer’s the routing king,
- IP moves everything.
- Link State heals like nothing’s wrong,
- Distance Vector took too long.
- Penguins don’t need to sort plastic apples
- Data Link’s got frames and names,
- MAC addresses and switchboard games.
- It checks for errors in the stream,
- Makes sure Layer 1’s a dream.
- Put those apples away, you have a problem
- Physical’s where the signal lives,
- Cables, wires — what Layer 2 gives.
- Voltage, fiber, bits in air,
- This is where your bytes get there.
- They’re not even real, they’re plastic
- OSI is seven deep
- From the clicks to the voltage leap
- Don’t skip a layer, don’t pretend
- Or you’ll reboot life at Layer Ten
- Penguins don’t need to sort plastic apples
- Put those apples away
- They sorted 'em yesterday
- They’re not even real
- They’re plastic