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WPA3-KCIA Radio · Single

Positively Negative

Jarrett Heintz · 2:14

  • Build It Right
  • Everything, A to Z
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Lyrics

  1. // Instrumentation: Cheerful Synths, Bouncy tempo, Snap-clap beat
  2. // Vocal Style: Friendly, fun, slightly exaggerated like a classroom rap narrator
  3. True means right, it's clear and true
  4. False means wrong, like a bad preview
  5. I'm positive you got it, that test came through!
  6. Negative? You ain't got nothing, all good boo!
  7. We break it down with bounce and room—
  8. Let's make it fun, make it stick—vroom vroom!
  9. Take a test for pregnancy, or maybe for the flu
  10. The result says what you got—or what you didn’t do.
  11. “Positive” means you got it—a fetus in that womb!
  12. “Negative” means you don’t got it—no symptoms, no doom.
  13. But here’s the twist—it’s not just what it shows
  14. It’s whether what it says is true. That’s how the story goes:
  15. True Positive? Right and you got it — Welcome in, you're on the list, no audit
  16. False Positive? Wrong but you got it — Uh oh! Let in someone who shoulda been spotted
  17. True Negative? Right and you don't got it — Blocked a stranger, system did it solid
  18. False Negative? Wrong and you don't got it — Yikes! Missed a match, now we got a problem
  19. Intrusion Prevention in the server stack
  20. Sniffing out the dangers in a stealthy cyber-attack
  21. Someone sends a payload, looks a little sus
  22. Let’s see what the system makes of all of us...
  23. It’s like a test with 2 by 2 slots
  24. You got it or don’t, and it’s right or it’s not
  25. It’s not just the answer, but if the answer fits
  26. So memorize this table and never call it quits!
  27. (Spoken callout:
  28. “If it’s positive and true — it’s doing its job.
  29. But if it’s false negative? That’s the worst.
  30. It missed the bad guy... and that hurts.”)
  31. True Positive? Right and you got it — Blocked a real threat, now you can shout it
  32. False Positive? Wrong but you got it — Alarmed for no reason, but at least you caught it
  33. True Negative? Right and you don't got it — All is calm, green light on the audit
  34. False Negative? Wrong and you don't got it — Silent fail... and now we got a conflict
  35. True is right, false is wrong
  36. Positive means you got it goin’ on
  37. Negative? You don’t got it here—
  38. Now sing it back loud so your brain stays clear!
  39. (Spoken fadeout over beat:)
  40. “False is wrong. True is right.
  41. Positive, you got it. Negative? Not tonight.” 🎶