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TLS Shake

Jarrett Heintz · 4:50

  • Cryptography
  • Networking
  • Everything, A to Z
  • Crypto Corner
  • Wire & Packet
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Lyrics

  1. Here he comes, cape in flight,
  2. T L S hero in the night,
  3. Lockin’ down the lines we share,
  4. No intruder’s gonna dare!
  5. Client calls out, “Hello, my friend,
  6. I’ve got ciphers to recommend.”
  7. Server bows, replies in kind,
  8. Picks the strongest he can find.
  9. Certificates flash, shining bright,
  10. Signed by C A’s trusted light,
  11. P K I confirms the chain,
  12. Trust established, clear and plain!
  13. T L S, swoop and save,
  14. Hybrid hero, strong and brave!
  15. Symmetric speed, asymmetric might,
  16. Protocol of protocols, guard the night!
  17. T L S, you seal the deal,
  18. Trust and privacy we can feel,
  19. Every handshake, every way,
  20. Keeps the villains far at bay!
  21. Handshake rising, phase by phase,
  22. Random numbers set ablaze,
  23. Diffie-Hellman shares the key,
  24. Secrets bloom for you and me.
  25. Ephemeral strength, forward guard,
  26. Breaking through would be too hard,
  27. Master secret forged anew,
  28. Derived from both, tried and true.
  29. T L S, swoop and save,
  30. Hybrid hero, strong and brave!
  31. Symmetric speed, asymmetric might,
  32. Protocol of protocols, guard the night!
  33. T L S, you seal the deal,
  34. Trust and privacy we can feel,
  35. Every handshake, every way,
  36. Keeps the villains far at bay!
  37. Now the session locks in place,
  38. Unique for every client’s face,
  39. Fresh keys born, one of a kind,
  40. Perfect forward secret mind.
  41. No replay, no stolen run,
  42. Each connection stands as one,
  43. Session tickets light the way,
  44. Resumed but safe on another day.
  45. Verify, authenticate,
  46. No impostor at the gate,
  47. P K I ensures the name,
  48. Root and chain uphold the claim.
  49. Message digests, H MACK strong,
  50. Integrity will march along.
  51. Session keys now take control,
  52. Blazing fast, encrypt it whole,
  53. Hero leaves the handshake done,
  54. Now the private talk’s begun!
  55. T L S, swoop and save,
  56. Hybrid hero, strong and brave!
  57. Symmetric speed, asymmetric might,
  58. Protocol of protocols, guard the night!
  59. TLS, the guard we trust,
  60. Cloak of math, unbreakable must,
  61. Every message, safe and sound,
  62. With TLS, the shield is bound!
  63. So raise your voice and cheer today,
  64. T L S has paved the way,
  65. Client, server, end to end,
  66. T L S, our hero friend.