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WPA3-KCIA Radio · Single

Whe LAN in the WAN (Layer 1)

Jarrett Heintz · 1:17

  • Networking
  • Everything, A to Z
  • Wire & Packet
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Lyrics

  1. Who put the LAN in the Whan-to-Whan-to-Whan?
  2. Who put the mahd [ma-duh] in the dee-mahd-you-lator’s plan?
  3. Who put the "Able" in the Copper Cat Cable?
  4. Kicked Terminator, data bus dis-abled!
  5. That’s why we STAR, our network’s goin’ far,
  6. The packets run—our fun’s begun—at Layer One!
  7. Who ran the span from the bridge to the switch?
  8. Who patched the trunk, made the ping so rich?
  9. Cables crisscross, hummin’ like a band,
  10. Fiber in the floor, and copper in your hand.
  11. Oh bit by bit, yeah frame by frame,
  12. We keep the link alive, that’s our game!
  13. Ping it, bring it, no lost data—
  14. Talkin’ sweet to our modulator!
  15. That’s why we star, our network’s goin’ far,
  16. From WAN to LAN, it’s never done—
  17. The fun has just begun at Layer One!